Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Stephen Hawking

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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