Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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