- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Death by kayak

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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