- Anti Joke

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

V I T A M I N C !

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

YOU

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.