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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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