What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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