- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

knock knock go away!!!

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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