What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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