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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

what is 3+3= 8

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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