A baby seal walks into a club.

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I read the terms of service.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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