Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

You idiot thats 9 letters

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Your mums a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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