- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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