- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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