What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Mooses

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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