- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why so serious ?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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