A lot eh?

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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