- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A women left the kitchen.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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