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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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