- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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