- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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