- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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