- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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