- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Good afternoon.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

woman's lacrosse

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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