- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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