- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

don't just stand there

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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