Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Dumbledore dies.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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