whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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