- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What fires shots? A gun

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Christ is a conspiracy

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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