- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A man walks into a bar

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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