Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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