What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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