What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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