- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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