Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Sex

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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