yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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