Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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