Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

The cream, it is coming

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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