A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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