What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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