- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

A: Knock Knock B: 7

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

learn. advance!

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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