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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

I had friends on the Death Star.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Andoni was here

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground