How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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How about that airline food?

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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