- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

ever tried african food? they neither

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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