What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

My peni s

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Gretta has five legs? -no

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