- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

your no better than a cockroach

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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