- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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