If i open this door you can go trough it

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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