- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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