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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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