- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

The duck didn't cross the road.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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