- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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