What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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