What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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