knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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