- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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