- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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