what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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