Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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you see theres this guy.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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