- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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