Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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