What did Washington say to California? WC

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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