what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Jersey Shore.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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