- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why was the man sad His got raped

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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