Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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lets bomb africa

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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