- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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